SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION ONLY $19.95!!!
ONE DAY ONLY WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1ST, 2009!!
ACT NOW!

That's right, folks, ArteWorks SEO is offering SEO services for only $19.95 per month if you order on Wednesday, April 1, 2009.

How do we do this?

At only $19.95, we are losing money on each deal. How do we stay in business? VOLUME.

Here is what is included:

• Automated submission to 10,000 USELESS DIRECTORIES!
• We will RESUBMIT your entire site to Google every day!
• We will write dozens of pages of useless content for your site each day. WRITTEN IN INDIA BY REAL INDIANS!
• The META Keywords tag is the MOST IMPORTANT ON PAGE ELEMENT- AND WE WILL STUFF IT WITH ALL YOUR IMPORTANT KEYPHRASES!
• We will add you to our extensive LINK FARM network, in which you will receive THOUSANDS of inbound links from online pharmacies, casinos, adult content sites, and our other clients. And, by LINKING BACK TO THEM, we will insure these links stay in place FOREVER!
• WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOOGLE which we will utilize to maximize your exposure! Matt Cutts cleans our toilets!
• WE GUARANTEE A #1 RANKING ON GOOGLE!

Here's how to order:

ArteWorks SEO has made ordering search engine optimization easy! The fee is only $19.95 plus $ .05 shipping and handling. Simply take a $20.00 bill and find your nearest toilet. FLUSH THE $20.00 BILL DOWN THE TOILET. ArteWorks SEO will scour the sewers for your hard earned money - and the SEO we provide under this ONE TIME OFFER is guaranteed to be at least as effective as flushing your money down the toilet! NOBODY ELSE CAN BEAT THAT DEAL!!! ACT NOW!!!

Disclaimer:

This is not a legitimate offer. It's an April Fool's Day joke, people. Nobody in their right mind would believe SEO can be found for $19.95 per month. We have no special relationship with Google, although it is true that Matt Cutts cleans our toilets.